What in the world is happening? Papa John’s in Korea released a new pizza called the “American Hot Dog” pizza and I feel attacked.

So this is how they see us in Korea, hot dog eating Americans. Feast your eyes on this…

You literally could not pay me to eat that pizza, it looks disgusting. Wait till you read the description,

“The American Hot Dog Pizza features the brand’s signature crust topped with whole hot dogs, chili salsa sauce, mozzarella cheese, cheddar potato mousseline, onions, dijon mustard sauce, pickle relish and parsley.”

BARF.